Straight from 2020, the game that won 59th place in "humor" in Ludum Dare 46!

You are Irving Forrest, a wealthy corporate CEO type. After you are caught engaging in sketchy business practices, you are forced to fundamentally alter your way of doing business to keep your company alive, while avoiding your own death, which arrives in the least expected, most morbidly hilarious ways it can.

Inspired by the works of Douglas Adams and the Henry Stickmin series of Flash games (but not even close to as funny as either), this free choose-your-own adventure story is a wild tale of botched business and desperate idea-having.

Featuring:

  • The worst use of a frying pan
  • Cringeworthy song references
  • Cardboard hotels
  • Deadly modern art
  • Communist gardening

With a newly-updated title screen, this truly is the definitive way to experience the story hailed as "very interesting" and "just not my type of game" upon release. Nowhere else will you find a power fantasy this utterly powerless.

Please do enjoy. Your contract demands it.

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