My name? An obvious pseudonym. My game? Text-based and outdated. My shame? Nothing.
Author of interactive fiction games, including one that was one of the top 100 games in the "humor" category of Ludum Dare 46 (essentially equivalent to winning Game of the Year, for those who don't have the industry figured out like I have).
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